Não é preciso dizer que o texto que se segue poderá ferir susceptibilidades mais... conservadoras... ou é? "It´s fucking Weeds, man!!" Quem não sabe do que se trata não merece estas pérolas:
Conrad Shepard: You calling black people stupid?
Nancy Botwin: And lazy... and they also steal.
Heylia James: Yeah, but we sings and we dances real good.
Celia Hodes: (watching a video of her daughter flipping her off) I should've had an abortion.
Andy Botwin: How can you be so blindly pro-Bush?
Doug Wilson: I like his wife Laura... I used to buy weed from her at SMU.
Celia Hodes: When you stop being cute and funny and clean at home and start spending your afternoons with your head buried in the snatch of the tennis pro, yeah, you're a piece of shit.
Tennis Pro: That's why I'll never marry.
Celia Hodes: No, you just fuck the married, and then I have to watch it on video.
Tennis Pro: I'm sorry.
Celia Hodes: You're a big whore.
Doug Wilson: It's a weed wonderland, Nancy. It's like Amsterdam only you don't have to visit the Anne Frank house and pretend to be all sad and shit.